So I have come to realize just how clever my seemingly dimwitted 15 year old cat Vixen is.

Its about 9 am and I wake up and go begin my routine. This morning is a little different since my body is trying to play "catch-up" due to my 19 1/2 hour shift at my job. I nonchalantly glance into the kitchen and walk back into my room.

THUD.

I tilt my head, KNOWING what it is and I feel annoyance creep up. I walk into the kitchen to find what I thought I would.. the garbage can was toppled over. Garbage everywhere. Vixen no where to be found.

After taking 3 minutes to lift it and get everything back in it, getting my floor clean again, in saunters Vixen, pretending to be sleepy, dropping onto her side next to my foot. I couldnt help but laugh.

I always call her my dumb lil dinosaur. But today she was a clever lil fox.

Physics

So as my Boss drove me home in this hell of a snowflakes ass, snow from the top of his car fell to cover the windshield. We both were startled. But my boss sped up instead of slowed down.. N then hit his brakes so that all the snow from the roof can come crashing to his hood.

“inertia” is what he sez to me as he turns on his wipers n brushes the last of the snow off.