Monday, April 22, 2013

She was short. N very very dark skinned. Her lips seemed to be so very red. Like a caricature, smaller body with a big head. She warned me of how it needed to be done. They all stood around ready to clean the body. They were waiting for the word.

All dark. All there for me? She was.. Not annoyed.. More like... Concerned. Like she was saying "get with it already". I woke up, terrified beyond belief.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Here we go. The end of another year and the beginning of everyone talking shit about how this year they will def do this and make that change.

BULLSHIT.

I dont believe you lol. Until the day comes when you make the changes without stating them and its during another time of year and you stick to it... I dont want to hear it.

HAVE A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

So there is this recipe I'm urging whomever reads this to try.. they are called "Ecuadorian Potato-Cheese Patties"

They are so delicious. And if you are on weight watchers, they are only 4 points.
Here's what you need..

1 pound Yukon Gold Potatoes
2 Scallions, very thinly sliced
1/2 cup shredded reduced fat Pepper Jack cheese
1/2 cup fresh corn kernals (from one ear, but I just use canned)
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
2 teaspoons olive oil

1. Bring a medium saucepan with cold water and the peeled potatoes to a boil. Simmer until the potatoes are tender. Drain then transfer them to a large bowl. Let it cool for about 10 min.

2. Coarsely mash the potatoes with a potato masher. Stir in remaining ingredients, except oil. Form into 4 patties. Refrigerate for up to 2 hours.

3. Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat. add patties and cook for about 4 minutes on each side. Make sure to gently turn them and cook until they are heated all the way through.

Trust me, this is one of the greatest things I have ever tried and it realy helps when Im trying to forget about meat lol

According to the weight watchers recipe book (where I found this) For each patty you consume around 165 calories. 4g fat, 1g sat fat, 0g trans fat, 6mg chol, 378 mg sod, 27g total carbs, 1g total sugar, 2 g fiber, 6g protein, 167mg cal.

Enjoy!

Monday, March 21, 2011

I’ve always been attracted to.. Intrigued by.. Eccentric people. I find ur unique character a balance in some sort of way to my own oddities. I want to unlock ur secret doors n know all about u. I want to understand you.. Maybe because it’ll help me to understand myself.

It’s like a love affair. It gives me a thrill to learn about ur lil kinks. And when I learn, I give of myself. It creates a bond. A loyalty. My loyalty is hard to lose. N it’s not easily come by.


So please… Let me chase the knowledge of you.

Friday, January 28, 2011

So I have come to realize just how clever my seemingly dimwitted 15 year old cat Vixen is.

Its about 9 am and I wake up and go begin my routine. This morning is a little different since my body is trying to play "catch-up" due to my 19 1/2 hour shift at my job. I nonchalantly glance into the kitchen and walk back into my room.

THUD.

I tilt my head, KNOWING what it is and I feel annoyance creep up. I walk into the kitchen to find what I thought I would.. the garbage can was toppled over. Garbage everywhere. Vixen no where to be found.

After taking 3 minutes to lift it and get everything back in it, getting my floor clean again, in saunters Vixen, pretending to be sleepy, dropping onto her side next to my foot. I couldnt help but laugh.

I always call her my dumb lil dinosaur. But today she was a clever lil fox.

Physics

So as my Boss drove me home in this hell of a snowflakes ass, snow from the top of his car fell to cover the windshield. We both were startled. But my boss sped up instead of slowed down.. N then hit his brakes so that all the snow from the roof can come crashing to his hood.

“inertia” is what he sez to me as he turns on his wipers n brushes the last of the snow off.